The Daily Life of an Odd Oddish

fitness-goddess:

superlock11:

dirkfromstatefarm:

theshauneed:

canadianslut:

Demi Lovato deconstructs the patriarchal society in one sentence.

#DOES THIS GUY #KNOW WHO THE FUCK #HE IS TALKING #TOO

In case you were wondering 

You guys need to see the video because Simon does the same shit to her too and she shuts them both down, I LOVE her for that

the entire time NONE of the women are having any of his shit.

(Source: fifthharmony)

  • Customer: *grabs my ass*
  • Me: *turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
  • Customer: Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
  • Me: and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
  • Customer: Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
  • Me: So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
  • Customer: Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
  • Customers friend: ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
  • Customer: *reluctantly hands me $20*
  • I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: nico-di-angelo)

cute-overload:

Reddit…meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat…http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Reddit…meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat…
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

ourtimeorg:

Hard work does not mean wealth!

ourtimeorg:

Hard work does not mean wealth!

starpatches:

a fairy
i haven’t even doodled for days save me

starpatches:

a fairy

i haven’t even doodled for days save me

fitness-goddess:

suicideblonde:

MAKING FRIENDS WITH CERSEI LANNISTER

cersei’s face in that first gif is amazing like “is she for real is she really touching me right now why isn’t she bursting into flames”

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

beanup:

quoyleacoilofrope:

Disney’s D23 Expo (The Anaheim Convention Center, CA /August 9, 2013)

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That ass

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

(Source: bobasprite)

beanup:

The one of few faces of Loki you CAN trust….

(Source: tomhazeldine)

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

There’s nothing I find funnier on Sherlock than the fact that Anderson imagines Sherlock as being this suave, sexy, cool bamf who catwalks around kissing girls. When in reality he’s an adorable little gay sweetheart who folds napkins, blows things up by mistake, flails around, and glues pictures of John’s head to things.

Sometimes you have to face your deepest fears in order to make your wildest dreams come true.

(Source: stonesalayne)

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(Source: yodiscrepo)